Phoebe Buffay : Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It could say “Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!” Y’know? Mine’s gonna say “Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.
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Joey : If he doesn’t like you this is all a moo point. … Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
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Phoebe : Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, it’s not your fault.
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Ross : Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot. Pivot. Pivot.
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Phoebe : See? He’s her lobster!
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Chandler : Gum would be perfection.
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Phoebe Buffay : But they don’t know that we know they know we know!
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Joey : That’s right, I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!
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Monica : I knowwwwww !
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Rachel : He’s a transponster!
Monica : That’s not even a worddd !
