Chandler Bing is an epic character for a reason. He is witty , he is smart and he is very charming. Chandler Sarcastic Bing is most famous for his one liners and comebacks . Here are his 13 best comebacks from F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Rachel : You , You Idiot!!
Chandler Bing : I am sure you are right, but what happened ?
Monica: Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Ok , so how many cameras were actually on you?
Ross : No! Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect.
Chandler : Well , maybe he was nervous.
Paul Stevens : Chandler , did your dad ever hug you?
Chandler : No , did he hug you?
Chandler: Hey! anybody know a good tailor?
Joey: You need some clothes altered?
Chandler: No, no. I am just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
Chandler : Oh dear God. Hold on, there’s something different.
Ross : I went to the tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler : Was that place the sun?
Ross: This is so exciting. I haven’t seen my monkey in almost a year.
Chandler: What? You never look down in the shower?
Monica: What happened?
Chandler Bing : Oh! umm, Joey was born and then 28 years later, I was robbed!
Rachel: Chandler, you have the best taste in men.
Chandler: Like father like son.
Joey : Okay, Ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.
Chandler : What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Phoebe: One of my clients died today on the massage table.
Chandler: Well that’s a little more relaxed than you wanted him to get?
Monica: Say goodbye to sore muscles.
Chandler: Goodbye, muscles!
Susie: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
Chandler: Because I went to an all boys high school and god is making up for it?